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A bio is the cement that holds your presentation together,
creates an immediate identity, brands a style and leads the reader
directly to the music. Ideally, your bio should be applicable for
multiple purposes: to serve as a key ingredient in your press kit,
as an essential element on the homepage of your website and as an
easy introduction to bookers, journalists, fans and the music business
at large.
Recording artists, songwriters, musicians, composers,
performers and producers all benefit from having well tailored,
professional bios. Here are a few guidelines:
1. Don’t tell, show. Beware the hackneyed cliché,
the imprecise metaphor, and the goofy, strained adjective. "Joe
Jones is a brilliant artist,” or "Sue Smith is destined
for stardom," are lame and off-putting. The bio must lead the
reader to his own conclusions. Telling a reader what to feel or
think may lead to the exact opposite impression.
2. Avoid the time machine. “She began playing
piano at the tender age of four, and by age five….”
Instant naptime. Begin your bio in the present, and then go back
in time, but only so far as the story is fascinating. Beware dating
yourself: if you’ve had an extensive career, you may want
to be non-specific about years and simply summarize the main points
and experiences.
3. “After a successful career in the marketing
business, he decided to return to his first love, music.”
Career choices that have nothing to do with music are needless distractions
in a written bio. They may also illustrate a meandering, indecisive
path. Music professionals don’t want to know how about your
straight job. Do not include facts that don't impact the music.
For instance, it may be pertinent to say you ride horses if you
have songs about horses, or have written songs while riding horses
or can draw some correlation between horses and music. Otherwise,
leave those horses in the pasture. Information about your educational
background, work experience, broken marriage, prison term or dysfunctional
childhood should be referenced only as it relates to your music.
4. Beware of grandiose comparisons. “Susie Stiletto
combines the sensitivity of Joni Mitchell fused to the aggressive
lyricism of Alanis Morissette, combined with the melodicism of Sheryl
Crow.” This tells us nothing about the subject. She’d
certainly need to be a mind-blowing, powerhouse artist to rank comparison
to this triumvirate. Using others as reference points displays a
“wannabe” attitude.
5. Be aware that certain tired phrases that will trigger
the hype meter. “Eagerly anticipated,” “critically-acclaimed,”
and “best kept secret” are three such onerous offenders.
Other overused terms are “unique” (who isn’t?)
6. Check all spellings and grammatical uses, especially
if you’re planning on using your bio to solicit reviews or
features in the press. Bad copy is galling to those whose livelihood
is the written word. Keep your words in the “active tense”
i.e. “John Smith incites his audience,” as opposed to
the passive: “the audience is incited by John Smith.”
7. Avoid exaggerating or outright lying. Being on
the preliminary Grammy ballot does not deem you “Grammy-nominated.”
Likewise, charts no one has ever heard of and awards that contain
questionable luster will make you appear fraudulent and marginal.
8. Music is not generic. Name and claim your musical
style, and let the bio reflect the category. A seething, pierced,
neo-punk aggregation and a soothing, cerebral instrumental artist
can’t possibly share the same metaphors. Your bio must speak
to the reader in the exact same voice as your music. Speaking of
voices, interjecting direct quotes is a device that established
artists have in their bios to lend immediacy and fire to the piece.
Consider having your own words describe your music in this way.
9. Too much verbiage is a turn-off. A one-page bio
is standard length; a longer bio is fine only if your story warrants
the additional pages. Otherwise, less is more.
10. Not keeping it current. Your bio, just like your
pictures and the other elements in your press kit and website, need
to be kept up to date.
11. Not keeping it to a standard format. Although
you may be tempted to let your creativity run wild with stylized,
fictionalized prose, it may be off-putting or confusing to your
readers.
12. Don’t be dismayed by your lack of credits.
For a new artist without significant history, it is usually better
to emphasize elements of your personality, creative process, or
an interesting fact about your upbringing or inspiration, but only
if it relates to your music.
13. It you’re not comfortable as a writer, don’t
attempt to write your own bio; it may be as frustrating and fruitless
as trying to take your own pictures. Hiring a pro that understands
the marketplace and your music is a worthwhile investment. Although
you may be tempted to ask a friend with journalism experience to
assist you, make sure that he or she can capture your music, and
your individuality, in sparkling prose. Don’t be intimidated,
and make sure the writer will be amenable to changes, corrections
and rewrites until you’re satisfied.
In creating a bio for the legendary Grammy-Award winners
Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis, I dropped the hammer on their miraculous
achievements up front:
“As creators of over 100 gold, platinum and
multi-platinum albums -- 16 Number One pop hits, 25 Number One R&B
smashes, plus three Grammies with seven nominations -- Jimmy Jam
and Terry Lewis are rightfully acknowledged as the most prolific
hit makers in modern music history.
But these colossal numbers and sterling accolades
simply illuminate one frame within a much larger picture. Statistics
aside, Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis' indelible mark on modern pop and
soul has given the music a dignity and a richness that is a blessing
to audiences worldwide. The Minneapolis, Minnesota natives, in collaboration
with a slate of superlative artists, have redefined R&B and
pop music by distilling the purest essence of its rhythmic soul
and infusing it into luminous productions and equally stunning songs.“
Of course not everyone I write about has such illustrious
credits. For indie artist Tyrone Wells, I began by focusing on his
most obvious traits:
“First and foremost there is the voice: a soulful
sound improbably channeled through the body of a tall skinny white
boy. Meet Tyrone Wells, an artist whose soaring career spans national
tours and a burgeoning catalog of songs featured regularly on network
television’s most popular shows. Tyrone makes it all work
on his own terms, as an audaciously independent artist with an undeniable
connection to his audience.”
Sometimes quoting a lyric gets an immediate point
across.
“’Maybe I’m just a mental case/Spittin’
in this booth,’ suggests emerging West Coast rapper, DToX.
With deft rhymes matched to relentless beats, his music would indicate
otherwise as the imaginatively named creator powers up testimony
to his thoughtful and provocative brand of urban truth. There is
no substitute for authenticity, and in a genre crowded with bling-encrusted
poseurs, DToX handily cuts through the clutter with command and
vision.”
For Corrinne May, I utilized both a quote and a lyric
to make the point:
You keep me flying, you keep me smiling
You keep me safe in a crazy world
You understand me, embrace my fragility
You keep me safe in a crazy world
And in your arms I find the strength
To believe in me again
--"Safe in a Crazy World"
“With accomplished musicianship and exquisite
soul, Corrinne May evokes words and music that are both generous
and genuine, stories she reveals in a voice of striking purity and
undeniable magic.
Her self-titled debut presented a calling card to
audiences in the U.S., Taiwan, Hong Kong, China, Japan and Singapore.
Now, the suite of songs that compromises Safe in a Crazy World extends
Corrinne's worldwide appeal as it speaks of her connection to those
around her. She explains, ‘With the first record I was pouring
out the feelings of being in a new place, searching, leaving the
family. The new album is happier, there's more of a feeling of being
settled and wanting to be involved with the world.’”
Rafael Moreira needed a bio
that bridged all elements of his career:
“Guitarist Rafael Moreira is an intuitive musician whose instincts
and passions are balanced by his versatility and technical dexterity.
Known to concert and record buying audiences worldwide as a preeminent
musician, Rafael recently completed the initial season on-camera
as the lead guitarist for the hit CBS series, Rock Star: INXS. Now,
with the release of Acid Guitar, his full length CD, Rafael commands
center stage as a songwriter, bandleader and vocalist. Concurrently,
Rafael is recording and gigging with his rock power trio, Magnetico,
at venues including House of Blues and The Roxy in Los Angeles.
(Watch for more live dates and download the band’s music at
www.myspace.com/magnetico.”
Rock Bands need more forceful
imagery:
“Thundering power fused to sparkling accessibility: from the
downbeat, Paperback Hero is a band blessed with both strength and
intellect, champions of a monumental sound elevated by an endearing,
prophetic optimism.”
I hope these brief examples give you an idea of what
makes an effective bio. Keep in mind that music people are intuitive
about press and publicity materials, and if a bio is non-existent,
shoddy, poorly written, off-putting or amateurish, odds are the
music and personality it represents will share these same adverse
qualities.
- Dan Kimpel
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